Holey Moley

Holey Moley is a minigolf cocktail bar where you can eat and drink while you play.

On the ground floor, hit a ball into Pacman’s mouth and get a photo with the Game of Thrones-inspired chair made of golf clubs. Head up the stairs (lined with funhouse mirrors) and turn right at the neon angel wings. Next to a copy of the living room from The Simpsons, and a donkey with Donald Trump’s face on its backside (The Ass Hole), hit a ball onto an oversized, spinning turntable.

The sign out the front outlines the names of courses (which change periodically), such as Ain’t Nothin’ Butt a Hound Dog, Grave Situation. There are novelty props, upside-down photographs and sections of Astroturf. Colourful lights complement the disco ball that hangs from the ceiling in the front room.

The dining room downstairs serves pizza (margherita, pepperoni and Hawaiian) and fries. Choose from cocktails such as Negronis, Espresso Martinis and Aperol Spritzes, or commit and get a beer "tower" full of Furphy.

Updated: June 19th, 2020

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